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<blockquote data-quote="Bhryn Astairre" data-source="post: 2558768"><p>Ooooh, talking mules...</p><p></p><p>I have a couple more pet hates to add to Gene's list:</p><p></p><p>16: There's never one set storyline, you can guarantee that someone, somewhere in the multiverses will see your concept and always try and adopt it for themselves, in the process mangling everything you have worked so hard to create and only end up fostering the "bad name" for a species. (this is a REAL pet hate of mine, grrr! ::foams at the mouth:: anyone who knows me, knows what I'm on about. Especially unfortunate Becca)</p><p></p><p>17: People go from sober to drunk in less than two seconds flat. If not, then they have the constitution of a stone.</p><p></p><p>18: Most people can't add up... after all, what's wrong with a half demon, half vampire, half sun elf, half zombie doctor, half fae dragon? (I'm sure I've seen someone close to this stupid combination)</p><p></p><p>19: We also learnt that Samara is truly evily, and I saw that movie once and ended up, on that night, unplugging my tv, computer, anything electrical in the student residense, putting my dressing gown over the television, sleeping with the curtains open and the lights all on and a knife in my hands... I wasn't scared at all :smirk: heh... brrr... ring...</p><p></p><p>20: People have lost the scare factor. Nothing frightens anyone.</p><p></p><p>21: Try Reesa's brownies, they're yummy.</p><p></p><p>22: If a person IS of a particular race then you can count on the fact that she/he will lack any of their distinguishing faults and therefore will technically be unkillable, ranging from the nil fortitude on Vamps which make clerical spells oh so much darn fun, to the drow aversion to people and their heriarchy.</p><p></p><p>23: Even a man can love a mule... if a mule happens to have nice lingerie.</p><p></p><p>24: A scar is for life, not just a pretty accessory you can be rid of in ten seconds flat.</p><p></p><p>25: Babies are not bullets. Do not get pregnant and shoot them out of you like it was disgusting to your system. Pregnancy does suck, but it's a fun storyline so damn well cope.</p><p></p><p>26: "oops my dagger slipped" is not a suitable excuse.</p><p></p><p>27: Mmmm blueberry bagels :: steals LS's ::</p><p></p><p>28: Races have prejudices. Play them. It's uneeringly unnatural to find a drow and a sun elf sat chatting amiably at a table. The same goes for Celestials and Demons. Vampires too, would suffer these same drawbacks, seeing practically everyone not vampirical as "lunch" which I know Pan does <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /> she's a hungry girl. I've been criticised for Bhryn's prejudices as a Celestial, but quite simply, how can she be fully expected to trust a demon, devil or fiend, or even a vampire? </p><p></p><p>29: Suicide doesn't work... they always come back anyway.</p><p></p><p>AND finally 30: Theives should really keep to the shadows, it unnerves the customers otherwise... kind of like Pounamu and her broom... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":P" title="Stick out tongue :P" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":P" /> :: waits to get absolutely whapped for that ::</p><p></p><p></p><p>...I'm obviously going insane. I needed to add those... sowwy!</p><p></p><p>:: hides behind Gene/Dante ::<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" /> </p><p></p><p>Nic / B xx "Mmmm, sleep..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bhryn Astairre, post: 2558768"] Ooooh, talking mules... I have a couple more pet hates to add to Gene's list: 16: There's never one set storyline, you can guarantee that someone, somewhere in the multiverses will see your concept and always try and adopt it for themselves, in the process mangling everything you have worked so hard to create and only end up fostering the "bad name" for a species. (this is a REAL pet hate of mine, grrr! ::foams at the mouth:: anyone who knows me, knows what I'm on about. Especially unfortunate Becca) 17: People go from sober to drunk in less than two seconds flat. If not, then they have the constitution of a stone. 18: Most people can't add up... after all, what's wrong with a half demon, half vampire, half sun elf, half zombie doctor, half fae dragon? (I'm sure I've seen someone close to this stupid combination) 19: We also learnt that Samara is truly evily, and I saw that movie once and ended up, on that night, unplugging my tv, computer, anything electrical in the student residense, putting my dressing gown over the television, sleeping with the curtains open and the lights all on and a knife in my hands... I wasn't scared at all :smirk: heh... brrr... ring... 20: People have lost the scare factor. Nothing frightens anyone. 21: Try Reesa's brownies, they're yummy. 22: If a person IS of a particular race then you can count on the fact that she/he will lack any of their distinguishing faults and therefore will technically be unkillable, ranging from the nil fortitude on Vamps which make clerical spells oh so much darn fun, to the drow aversion to people and their heriarchy. 23: Even a man can love a mule... if a mule happens to have nice lingerie. 24: A scar is for life, not just a pretty accessory you can be rid of in ten seconds flat. 25: Babies are not bullets. Do not get pregnant and shoot them out of you like it was disgusting to your system. Pregnancy does suck, but it's a fun storyline so damn well cope. 26: "oops my dagger slipped" is not a suitable excuse. 27: Mmmm blueberry bagels :: steals LS's :: 28: Races have prejudices. Play them. It's uneeringly unnatural to find a drow and a sun elf sat chatting amiably at a table. The same goes for Celestials and Demons. Vampires too, would suffer these same drawbacks, seeing practically everyone not vampirical as "lunch" which I know Pan does :P she's a hungry girl. I've been criticised for Bhryn's prejudices as a Celestial, but quite simply, how can she be fully expected to trust a demon, devil or fiend, or even a vampire? 29: Suicide doesn't work... they always come back anyway. AND finally 30: Theives should really keep to the shadows, it unnerves the customers otherwise... kind of like Pounamu and her broom... :P :: waits to get absolutely whapped for that :: ...I'm obviously going insane. I needed to add those... sowwy! :: hides behind Gene/Dante :::( Nic / B xx "Mmmm, sleep..." [/QUOTE]
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