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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gene_Kynes" data-source="post: 2558801">TEH FUNNEY!!!!11Keeping completely relevant with the topic, I just saw The Ring....I suddenly hate TVs. And videos. And horses. And little girls. Am I the only one who imagined throwing a brick at Samora, and yelling at her to "get back in the TV, you well-dwelling -ahem-"? It works wonders on the more sissy of people, i.e. me. Heh. I only played the Silent Hill games alone in the dark with the sound up in fear that if I didn't, it'd go out and tell all my friends I'm a gigantic pansy. Late at night, sorry...all. Too banter-y. And Wolfram...every...single animal, fae, or anything that would otherwise hamper the chances of a romance will always, no exceptions (usually...)become a handsome/beautiful member of the convient race and height, when they "fall in love" with a member of the opposite gender. Hence, whenever I see a kitten being played in ISRP, and snuggling up to someone of the opposite gender, I wanna kick it. IF it was a normal kitty, I wouldn't mind. But as soon as I even see a hint of transformation, it's getting the field goal treatment. And...er...how're catgirls made? So, what have we learned today?1. Most animals are actually fake-animals that can be turned back to human form if a human of the opposite gender happens to fall in love with them. 2.People with split personalities are to be avoided at all costs. They are being possessed by their other self who commands some great evil power. 3. Godmoders are the darkest, most depraved evil anyone could ever think of.4. Every species is cross-fertile, be they gargoyle, phoenix, dragon, elf, god or werewolf. 5.After a show/movie, anime or otherwise, becomes popular, about a thousand clones of that show/movie pop up for about a month or so, until the next popular show/movie comes out, so they can copy that. 6.Every tavern, no matter HOW crowded, will always have one empty table apart from everybody else in a dark, secluded corner. 7.Every tavern, no matter HOW crowded, will always have one empty table apart from everybody else in a dark, secluded corner. 8.Once the newcomer sits at that table, a new empty table appears, in a new dark, secluded corner, to which the next newcomer will be instantly attracted.9.Rarely will anyone notice anything happening in an inn besides their own conversation. Violent deaths are especially unlikely to draw anyone's attention. 10.All Gangrel, despite their age, have no Animal features to speak of. And are always Celtic. And have no manners. 11. Dante needs sleep badly.12. Dante can talk in circles, and not make sense. Very useful skill. 13. Muted Faith is responsible for the proper form of most of these rants, and hilarity rights go to her, hatred goes to me.14. Two words: Half-Kender, Half-Centaur.Anyway, there's my concentrated bitterness in that lil'list. I'm a pretty sensitive, new-age kinda guy. If I'm just going to say I hate godmoders, that'd be neglecting everything else I hate...wouldn't it? Heh. Sorry, I can't be serious in discussion, lately. But...er...this is relevant to the topic of fads and gods and godmoding, right?!Plutonically loving everyone,-Dante</blockquote>

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