Gods of Egypt is horrible

[Ryujin]

My not-so-pale ass decided many years ago to vote with my dollars and not spend it on movies that white-wash. That he doesn't understand that issue so fundamentally speaks volumes.

That he's outraged over being called out on it for such a bad movie? Well, that makes it hilarious.

Undoubtedly his next movie will be a docudrama on the life of George Washington Carver, starring Liam Neeson.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

He's more of an action/Sci-Fi/fantasy guy, though. Perhaps it will be a film about upsetting the Celestial Heirarchy of the Chinese heavens, starring the reunited cast of Reservoir Dogs.

I figure he just saw Highlander one too many times- if Sean Connery can be an Egyptian, why not anyone?

 

[Ryujin]

He's more of an action/Sci-Fi/fantasy guy, though. Perhaps it will be a film about upsetting the Celestial Heirarchy of the Chinese heavens, starring the reunited cast of Reservoir Dogs.

I figure he just saw Highlander one too many times- if Sean Connery can be an Egyptian, why not anyone?

Oh, trust me, there WILL be aliens in "The Carver Story." And snakes. Big, fire breathing snakes.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Oh, trust me, there WILL be aliens in "The Carver Story." And snakes. Big, fire breathing snakes.

AH! I see what you're getting at.

"I am a scientist with a very particular set of skills..."

And peanuts will be the world's salvation.

 

[Ryujin]

AH! I see what you're getting at.

"I am a scientist with a very particular set of skills..."

And peanuts will be the world's salvation.

And "Cotton Gin" is the code name for a defence project; a CSA doomsday weapon left over from the Civil War. That evil Whitney guy!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I just had a vision of the movie's climax- the alien commander being unable to issue battle commands because he has eaten a PB&H (peanut butter & human) without milk, and all of his tongues are stuck to the roofs of his mouths.

 

[Ryujin]

I just had a vision of the movie's climax- the alien commander being unable to issue battle commands because he has eaten a PB&H (peanut butter & human) without milk, and all of his tongues are stuck to the roofs of his mouths.

"PEANUT BUTTER! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!!"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"PEANUT BUTTER! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!!"

More like,
"PEDUD BUDDUH! BY MONDY WEEGNEDZ!"

 

[Homicidal_Squirrel]

Porn movies have better scripts.

That's not surprising. GoE is a Hollywood movie written lazily by people looking to capitalize on Nikolaj Coster-Waldau's and Gerard Butler's fame.

 

[Hand of Evil]

"PEANUT BUTTER! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!!"

George Washington Craver did not create/invent peanut butter.

Saw failure on with this movie from the first TV spot. 140m to make, then spent another 60m to advertise it.