Going back to 2nd Edition Summon Monster Random Lists?

[BOZ]

i don't know, i found the unpredictability to be more fun.

 

[Pants]

Are there badgers in heaven?

Yep, that's why it's Celestial.

 

[Lonely Tylenol]

But badgers are fairly nasty critters. And it cannot be heaven if it's full of nasty things. So no badgers in heaven.

Fiendish badgers, I could see. All hanging around with myconids and causing trouble.

 

[BOZ]

um, we don't need no stinking badgers in heaven?

 

[Dr_Rictus]

But badgers are fairly nasty critters.

Real badgers are. Celestial badgers are like Mr. Badger from The Wind in the Willows. Just grumpy.

And the quasi-serious answer is yes, clearly there are badgers in heaven in the D&D cosmology. Specifically, in the Beastlands.

 

[BOZ]

all badgers go to heaven?