Got any spare washers lying around? Then you, too, can be an Olympic medalist


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I thought this had something to do with bringing your own team of people to the games to wash your clothes.

Viking Bastard said:
reveal said:
Yes, those things. Not sure why they're called washers, they just are. :)
Huh.

We just call 'em 'little-thin-circle-thing'.
In Finnish it's an "aluslevy", or "disc at the base". ;)
 

Rel said:
No, silly. There would be people riding in the bobsleds too. That way someone has a chance of being seriously injured, which is a prerequisite for me to enjoy a sport. ;)

In that case, ditch the bobsled, mount runners on the bottoms of the washing machines, climb aboard and HAVE AT! :)
 

Aeric said:
In that case, ditch the bobsled, mount runners on the bottoms of the washing machines, climb aboard and HAVE AT! :)

It would be even cooler if you mounted a battery on the back and had the washer going on "spin cycle" while standing in the tub, while going down the track, and if you vomit or drop your beer you lose points.
 

Cthulhu's Librarian said:
It would be even cooler if you mounted a battery on the back and had the washer going on "spin cycle" while standing in the tub, while going down the track, and if you vomit or drop your beer you lose points.

I vote you as comissioner of the USDWB! I can't wait to hear about the drug testing policy! ;)
 

Rel said:
I vote you as comissioner of the USDWB! I can't wait to hear about the drug testing policy! ;)

Thank you, thank you. As my first act as Comissioner for Life, I do declare that anyone caught during random drug testing without at least .05 over the legal limit in their bloodstream of alcohol, pot, or other judgement imparing drug of choice will be forced to consume mass quantities and participate while blindfolded. All random drug testing will occur on a strict schedule, to occur no less than every hour, on the hour, for 6 hours before each and every run.
 


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