talien
Community Supporter
It's happened to all of us:
1) You're at the mall, buying a new set of RPGs from the bookstore, when you suddenly realize that the person standing slackjawed at the register is, in fact, a zombie. Would you know what to do?
2) Or you're standing in line at the DMV and you finally realize that everyone on line but you is a zombie. Would you know how to react?
3) Or maybe you're not feeling so well these days. Groan a lot? Having a hungering for braaaaaains? Then maybe you're BECOMING a zombie. What should you do? Check yourself into the nearest hospital?
Not if you're a proud owner of Blood and Brains: The Zombie Hunter's Guide! You'd open this handy 66 page .PDF and realize that the answers are:
1) Shotgun.
2) Chainsaw.
3) A quick visit to the NCRPC*: http://michael.tresca.net/ncrpc
But wait, there's more! Check out this handy coupon book: http://www.roninarts.com/downloads/januarycoupons.pdf?src=ENWorld
This coupon gives you a $1.95 off Blood and Brains: The Zombie Hunter's Guide. That means you can get the final word on groans and moans for just FIVE BUCKS.
Would you spend five bucks on a book that could save your life? You're darn tootin' you would!
So don't delay--buy Blood and Brains today!
*And by a quick visit, we mean "National Center for Reanimation Prevention and Control agents blow you to pieces with multiple weapons fire."
1) You're at the mall, buying a new set of RPGs from the bookstore, when you suddenly realize that the person standing slackjawed at the register is, in fact, a zombie. Would you know what to do?
2) Or you're standing in line at the DMV and you finally realize that everyone on line but you is a zombie. Would you know how to react?
3) Or maybe you're not feeling so well these days. Groan a lot? Having a hungering for braaaaaains? Then maybe you're BECOMING a zombie. What should you do? Check yourself into the nearest hospital?
Not if you're a proud owner of Blood and Brains: The Zombie Hunter's Guide! You'd open this handy 66 page .PDF and realize that the answers are:
1) Shotgun.
2) Chainsaw.
3) A quick visit to the NCRPC*: http://michael.tresca.net/ncrpc
But wait, there's more! Check out this handy coupon book: http://www.roninarts.com/downloads/januarycoupons.pdf?src=ENWorld
This coupon gives you a $1.95 off Blood and Brains: The Zombie Hunter's Guide. That means you can get the final word on groans and moans for just FIVE BUCKS.
Would you spend five bucks on a book that could save your life? You're darn tootin' you would!
So don't delay--buy Blood and Brains today!
*And by a quick visit, we mean "National Center for Reanimation Prevention and Control agents blow you to pieces with multiple weapons fire."
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