Grand Daughter Of The Feminously Gendered Feline Hivemind Thread

[Ao the Overkitty]

Its a sad day when i have to post my own deformed dancing monkeys.

And eek to the song parodies.

 

[Dungannon]

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

Give Me Something To Post About, by Randomling (with apologies to Joss Whedon and the cast of Buffy)

Life's a board
And we all post away
We don't know what to say
But it should be okay
It's all right
If some things get typed wrong
The threads still get quite long
We'll parody a song
Come and join the Hive
Crothian posts lots
Randomling's a girl
Osis likes his beer
Come join the Hive
Whenever you're online
Get sucked in and waste your time
Don't give me posts
Don't give me posts
Give me something to post about
Please give me something to post about

ENWorld
It gets into your brain
And once you post again
You'll never be the same
Still my friends
Don't even know my name
And it is to my shame
I feel it is quite lame
One of them's in Spain
Darkness is in charge
In P'kitty's brain
With our postcounts large
But I don't want
To turn off my PC
And go back to reality
Cause when you go
That's when you know...

There was no pain
No fear no doubt
Till they tore me out
Of Meta
So that's my refrain
I live in Hell
Cause I've been expelled
From Meta
I think I was in Meta

So give me something to post about
Please...

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

Makes you feel all warm inside, don't it?

 

[Dungannon]

Egads, I've been Gnomed! And who thought up "Big Meanie"? *glares menacingly at AO*

 

[Sniktch]

Thanks. I know that wasn't easy on dial-up. And thanks, Steve, i found it

I'm Gonna Type (500 Posts) By Sniktch (with apologies to The Proclaimers)

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be running to the Hive to talk to you.
when I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be thinking ‘bout the Hive and how it grew.

If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who’s typing drunk to you.
If I haver, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be asking what haver means to you.

(refrain)
But I would post 500 times
An' I would post 500 more
Just to be that man who posts a thousand times
Though Crothian has more

When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be heading to the Hivemind, sad but true.
When the money, comes in for the work I do
I’ll pass on almost every penny Russ to you.

When I come home, oh I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be checking on the Hivemind, sad but true.
If I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna still be in the Hivemind, yes its true.

(refrain)

When I’m lonely, well I know that I won’t be
I'm won’t be lonely once I’m typing again to you.
An' when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the next thread that we do.

Well, I don’t go out, ‘cause then I know that I won’t be
I won’t be in the Hivemind typing posts for you.
An' when I come home, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be checking on the Hivemind, sad but true.

I'm gonna be checking on the Hivemind, sad but true!

(refrain 2x)

 

[Sniktch]

Egads, I've been Gnomed! And who thought up "Big Meanie"? *glares menacingly at AO*

Oo, where?

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

Egads, I've been Gnomed! And who thought up "Big Meanie"? *glares menacingly at AO*

*whistles* (damn I need that smiley)

Crothy and the Sniktch (with apologies to the Animaniacs) by Tallarn and...

They're Crothy and the Sniktch
They're Crothy and the Sniktch
One is a genius
The other has an itch!
To prove their Hivemind worth
They'll overthrow the Earth!
They're Crothy, they're Crothy and
The Sniktch, Sniktch, Sniktch, Sniktch..

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

Oo, where?

Where my seat of power resides.

 

[Steve Jung]

In honor of the EnWorld Fair, from the song Are you Going to Scarborough Fair? By Crothian

Are you going to En World Fair?
Contests, Dice, Role Playing, and Wine
Remember me to one who plays there
For once she was a player of mine

Have her make and alternate Ranger
Contests, Dice, Role Playing, and Wine
One that everyone can agree on
And then she’ll be a gamer of mine

Tell her write it on broken machine
Contests, Dice, Role Playing, and Wine
Where words ne’er fall nor balance can happen
And then she’ll be a gamer of mine

Have her find me some dice to roll
Contests, Dice, Role Playing, and Wine
Without no number or edges to land
And then She’ll be a gamer of mine

Gaming imposes impossible tasks
Contests, Dice, Role Playing, and Wine
Though not more then any fan asks
And I must know she’s a gamer of mine

Dear, when thou has finished thy task
Contests, Dice, Role Playing, and Wine
Come to me, and play you may ask
For thou then art a true Gamer of mine

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