Grand Daughter Of The Feminously Gendered Feline Hivemind Thread

[guedo79]

Dude, don't tempt the sniper gnome with a cyberimplant rifle.

It's just tacky.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Ha ha! *does the senior member dance of the hive dance*

I barely remember being a sophomore member of the hive. So many years ago.....







*beats Frukathka with a stick*

<amputates guedo79's arms and legs with chainsaw>

 

[Sniktch]

Boy are you in for a shock - postcount means monkeys...

You see this:

Join Date: Sep 2004

That makes you a n00b. And whether you like it or not, posting to a Hivemind thread automatically summons the nanobots to implant you. So whenever you first stuck your face in here, you ceased to be 100% human. Deal with it.

Now the master implants have been activated and the founders are returning. Displease us and we will have you disassembled and fed to the master brain. Much better to just be funny.

*hits Frukathka with a stick*

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Boy are you in for a shock - postcount means monkeys...

You see this:

Join Date: Sep 2004

That makes you a n00b. And whether you like it or not, posting to a Hivemind thread automatically summons the nanobots to implant you. So whenever you first stuck your face in here, you ceased to be 100% human. Deal with it.

Now the master implants have been activated and the founders are returning. Displease us and we will have you disassembled and fed to the master brain. Much better to just be funny.

*hits Frukathka with a stick*

Really now?! It has been a year. I suppose then that you are *noob* too looking at from the perspecetive that you are.

Join Date: Jan 2002

Yup, you are noob. You registered eight months after Crothian. Okay, we're *both* noobs.

 

[Sniktch]

*hits Frukathka with a stick*

Don't backtalk. Know your history before you open mouth and insert foot. Yeah, I joined after Crothian, but I've been lurking since it was Eric Noah's site. And I helped make the Hive what it was - this thread wouldn't be here without me.

*hits Frukathka with a stick*

And you're still not being funny

 

[Angel Tarragon]

*hits Frukathka with a stick*

Don't backtalk. Know your history before you open mouth and insert foot. Yeah, I joined after Crothian, but I've been lurking since it was Eric Noah's site. And I helped make the Hive what it was - this thread wouldn't be here without me.

*hits Frukathka with a stick*

And you're still not being funny

Back off, monkey boy! You won't like me when I'm angry.

 

[Sniktch]

C'mon, don't make this harder than it has to be. Learn from Bront's example (as in: try looking back a few pages at last night). We're not bad people, we just wanna be entertained.

 

[Sniktch]

Back off, monkey boy! You won't like me when I'm angry.

Wrong again. Skade is the monkey boy. I'm the Rat Bastard. And I laugh at your anger from the depths of my seething black rage.

You wanna call me out? Well, come on over and we'll discuss

The Hive is about being silly, happy, and playing nice, so really, let's not do this here.

*Sniktch hits Frukathka with his schtick*

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Fine you want entertainment, just fine.

<dances the Where or When>

 

[guedo79]

Maybe we are doing this wrong. Maybe frukathka needs something different

*Hit's frukathka with a stick*
*Gives frukathka a big hug*

All better?