Grand Daughter Of The Feminously Gendered Feline Hivemind Thread

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Well, I'm now awake. I have had my coffee so I'm good for hiveminding.

Here is some funny for you: While I was sleeping my cat came up on my bed, kneaded my stomach for two minutes, then laid there for 5. Then she stood up al all fours, on my stomach. She is heavy so it hurt abit. Anyway, my mom comes in my room and pets her, while she is on my stomach. Here I am: Fruity get off, you're hurting me. So mom picks her. My door is between two pieces of furniture and my mom loses her balance for a sec.She backwards and almost falls but throws the cat behind her. Fruity lands on my stomach. The pain is unbearable and I wake up. I see my mom brace herself against the furniture and then she stabilizes her footing. She takes one step into the hallway and slips on one of Fruitys toys. She falls backward onto the carpeting on my floor. Fruity, in my lap, jumps down from my bed and licks my moms nose. Mom grudingly strokes her from head to tail. Then fruity gets on my moms stomach and starts kneading it. The she lies down. My mom laughs. I chuckle. Looks like the cat just wanted a lot of loving.

That is the story of how I woke up folks, at 3:30 in the afternoon.
 









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