Gray loses to Orlandu

Having a foul shmelling bayshment ish indeed inshulting...

Gray may shet the shtandards of thish match...



lol first i did [/colon]
 

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The ancient masters have decreed this match to take place at the fountain north-east of the Obsidian Tower on the night of the northstar.
 

Gray:
The toad rides next to the dungeon; averts the speed of the shield!

The frog becomes one with the foothills; wards off the offensive of the moon!

The turtle becomes one with the vineyard; waves away the offensive of the thorn!


The owl stands in the midst of the swamp; averts the speed of the amphibian!

The mongoose slides above the valley; absorbs the chi of the ki!

Orlandu:
The rabbit demolishes the valley; defends against the push of the shield!

The lotus blossum painlessly wracks the wetlands; silences the thrust of the willow!

The crab drowns the vineyard; silences the drive of the root! *yen*

The manta ray moves in the midst of the palace; negates the offensive of the foul!


The scorpion overwhelms the mesa; negates the quickening of the lily!
 
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The scorpion overwhelms the mesa; negates the quickening of the lily!

*Crouchs into the scorpion stance and then strikes him with his pincer-like claws, his immense strength overwhelming him and pushing him back*
 

Gray stands for a second as the ogre attacks, then dodges as swiftly and silently as an owl, averting Orlandu's attack!

The owl stands in the midst of the swamp; averts the speed of the amphibian!
 

Before the Judge there are ten shot glasses of warmed wine...

5 are marked "Gray" and 5 are marked "Orlandu"

Hmm.... I think that Gray's move is slightly better

He quaffs one of Orlandu's glasses... only 4 left.....
 

*a bit frustrated at losing that round he tries a new stratagem*

The crab drowns the vineyard; silences the drive of the root! *yen*

*keeping his grip on Grey, he slams him into an apple tree hard, shaking loose countless apples which cover him up and the ground around the tree*
 

Gray slides above Orlandu's attack, and attempts a paradoxial move that will hopefully impress someone enough to give him that yen!

The mongoose slides above the valley; absorbs the chi of the ki!
 

The judge cackles...

Drown the vineyards? Sounds like a good idea to me...

The judge throws back one of Gray's cups...

1 down for each combatant

A child in the crowd throws something that hits Orlandu in the head...

"Ugly Ogre!" yells the child...

Orlandu looks down and sees a rusty old yen...
 
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