Scotley
Hero
Verrick Human Rogue/Wizard
"Sounds delightful, I read many such stories in my youth. I set out to live such a life myself, but I discovered that the stories leave out some rather unpleasant details. Most of the time I find that on such an adventure you're always tired, hungry, dirty or if you're not dirty then it must be pouring down rain, and either its hot enough to fry eggs on a shield or so cold your sword is frozen to the scabbard. The heroes you meet usually have one eye, missing teeth, fleas and smell like pigs. The damsels in distress are never as lovely as you my dear. The priests get all the treasure to pay for healing the wounds you suffered."
Verrick proceeds to tell her of he and Norbacs battle with the Necromancer with emphasis on the hardships.
Karl Green said:Kaleen bushes some more and says “Well there are some novelized romantic tales of the Bard-Kings that I particularly enjoy… they are so exciting and lead such fascinating lives…”
"Sounds delightful, I read many such stories in my youth. I set out to live such a life myself, but I discovered that the stories leave out some rather unpleasant details. Most of the time I find that on such an adventure you're always tired, hungry, dirty or if you're not dirty then it must be pouring down rain, and either its hot enough to fry eggs on a shield or so cold your sword is frozen to the scabbard. The heroes you meet usually have one eye, missing teeth, fleas and smell like pigs. The damsels in distress are never as lovely as you my dear. The priests get all the treasure to pay for healing the wounds you suffered."
Verrick proceeds to tell her of he and Norbacs battle with the Necromancer with emphasis on the hardships.