So in the game I was in Saturday, there were a number of gross jokes.
The party encountered two human travelers who had been killed by some goblins. We were discussing how to identify them and Zack’s character, the dwarf Wrothgar, suggested we cut off their heads and carry them around.
And then when we met a woman we could yank the severed head out of a bag, and yell out “Is This Your Husband?”
But I pointed out that the heads would start to rot and become hard to identify
So I suggested we keep the heads in large jars filled with vinegar to preserve them. Then we could pull out the jar and say “Is This Your Husband? Oh, wait, you can’t see the face… Here , let shake the jar so the pickles and eggs move and you can see the face.”
Zack joked that Wrothgar was going to cut off the arm of one of the travelers – just incase we ran out of rations. This led to a reoccurring joke about people asking his character “Is that an arm in your backpack?”
Which in turn lead to jokes about cannibalistic dwarves – and whether or not a dwarf could be considered a cannibal if they ate humans but not dwarves.
There were others, even grosser, but I won’t get into them.
The party encountered two human travelers who had been killed by some goblins. We were discussing how to identify them and Zack’s character, the dwarf Wrothgar, suggested we cut off their heads and carry them around.
And then when we met a woman we could yank the severed head out of a bag, and yell out “Is This Your Husband?”
But I pointed out that the heads would start to rot and become hard to identify
So I suggested we keep the heads in large jars filled with vinegar to preserve them. Then we could pull out the jar and say “Is This Your Husband? Oh, wait, you can’t see the face… Here , let shake the jar so the pickles and eggs move and you can see the face.”
Zack joked that Wrothgar was going to cut off the arm of one of the travelers – just incase we ran out of rations. This led to a reoccurring joke about people asking his character “Is that an arm in your backpack?”
Which in turn lead to jokes about cannibalistic dwarves – and whether or not a dwarf could be considered a cannibal if they ate humans but not dwarves.
There were others, even grosser, but I won’t get into them.
