Gross D&D Jokes Inside

[MichaelH]

Not necessarily gross, but funny.

One of my players thinks it's funny for his character to seduce the barmaids during his downtime. The trouble is, charisma was his dump stat, so I tell him that none of the barmaids give him the time of day. So one time, he tells me that he will get what he wants from the ladies of the evening. I told him to make a charisma check, he frowns, blows the die roll of course, so the madame charges him double. The player thinks I treat him unfairly. But I informed that there are consequences for low charisma.

 

[Patman21967]

The greatest moment in gaming history occured around the time that 2nd Edition put out Oriental Adventures....here goes the story

There were 6 of us playing Oriental characters, and we were wanted by a Samurai lord. We were sneaking out of " Oriental Land " ( not sure what the name of the country was ) into " white man's land " as part of a wagon caravan. We were hiding in one of the wagons, when we were stopped. The Knightly officer asked what we had in the wagon....can you see where this is going yet ?....The wagon driver, our extremely comedic Wu-Jen said " supplies ". This unknowing GM has his NPC answer " what kind of supplies " our Wu-Jen says " Oriental Supplies ", Dumb GM/NPC answers " what are Oriental Supplies " We jump out of the back, katanas drawn and yell......Supplies....get it...Suprise/supplies....ahhh guess you had to be there...