H.A.R.P. Anyone? (FREE R.P.G. BOOK)

[Tolen Mar]

Oh, you mentioned goals in between those threats?

Sorry, must have been distracted by the sword....

Look at it this way, I'M not threatening the guy who is being so nice in giving out the tools we need for world domination. You may think you'll canquer the world, but once my much more subtle maneuvers have come to fruition, my first act will be to eliminate nutsos like you.

Although...I will need a good marshall at arms...

Nah, would never work. Can't have minions with as much ambition as I have...

 

[alsih2o]

That's what I was thinking ;p. At any rate, alsih20 is really like halfway between Elvistown and TinaTurnerville, and just a short drive from CaseyJoneston.

He's going to make me bleed again, now, isn't he?

Dude, now they can triangulate my position and extract my soul!

 

[Tolen Mar]

Dude, now they can triangulate my position and extract my soul!

What if I promise to leave it intact?

 

[Krieg]

Look at it this way, I'M not threatening the guy who is being so nice in giving out the tools we need for world domination. You may think you'll canquer the world, but once my much more subtle maneuvers have come to fruition, my first act will be to eliminate nutsos like you.

1. Kissing hiney isn't likely to get you the book.
2. I have no desire to "canquer" anything.
3. Stating that your have subtle plans probably isn't the best way to keep them subtle. (Now using overt as a distraction force on the other hand...)

Now scurry along, your supervisor and I have a lunch meeting...

 

[Krieg]

Dude, now they can triangulate my position and extract my soul!

Statis IPs are wonderful things.

 

[Prothall]

Well, you could send it my way because I'm a poor, young chap who needs to get his head into more systems. Why, I even made a little RPG , but I want it to be better, so I need exposure to more systems. Help out the poor young gamer.

I also stuck around for that campaign of yours, though sadly we ran out of players who could do the same... And I like your avatar, Mr. DM Sir, as well as your pots.

Don't worry, the book will be well read and put to excellent use. I'd never heard of the system before, but it looks quite nice - has to be, to be nominated alongside 3.5.

 

[Tolen Mar]

1. Kissing hiney isn't likely to get you the book.
2. I have no desire to "canquer" anything.
3. Stating that your have subtle plans probably isn't the best way to keep them subtle. (Now using overt as a distraction force on the other hand...)

Now scurry along, your supervisor and I have a lunch meeting...

Allow me to address these points one at a time.

First, the phrase 'Kissing Hiney' shows you'll never have what it takes to rule this world, or any other. People will only follow someone with proper elocution, and the choice of words you used shows how little you know.

Second, you have repeatedly mentioned how you will be the 'future emperor.' Therefore, if you so wish, you will have to conquer at least a few insurgents who refuse to folow your rule. (Probably because of your language choices.)

Third, distraction, confusion, and the fact that most people are as stupid as they sound allows considerable leeway to hide my actions 'in plain sight.' Many people will be totally surprised when I make my move because they refuse to believe that I am up to something even though I told them, albeit in fewer words than you have chosen. If I tell them outright what I am doing, they will waste considerable time looking for the things I am NOT doing. Such is the nature of distrust.

Finally, he isn't my supervisor. He is an underling who has forgotten his place within my heirarchy. It will be soon remedied.

<shots fired>

There. See?

 

[PugioilAudacio]

Yeeeess, argue amongst each other. Tout your own little cause. Believe that you will rule the world. Of course the great glorious figurehead, the mighty Emperor, is the ruler. Nobody tells him what to do, there is no man in the shadows keeping tabs on everything. You are the supreme ruler, believe that and be content.

 

[Turanil]

If I tell them outright what I am doing, they will waste considerable time looking for the things I am NOT doing. Such is the nature of distrust.

LOL!

Actually, this would make for an excellent signature.

I propose we begin an argument to determine who will have the right to use it...

 

[PugioilAudacio]

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