half-monkey half-pony

[heirodule]

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Skullcrusher Mountain

Any thoughts on statting up a half-monkey, half-pony creature? One that uses more than one monkey?

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies

 

[Shade]

Dunno, but I gotta say that Mr. Coulton's acoustic rendition of Baby Got Back is one of the highlights of the internet era.

 

[kenobi65]

Dunno, but I gotta say that Mr. Coulton's acoustic rendition of Baby Got Back is one of the highlights of the internet era.

I cannot lie...

I see a half-monkey half-pony as sort of a primitive centaur.

 

[heirodule]

Tauric Gorillon then? Multiheaded?

 

[kenobi65]

Tauric Gorillon then? Multiheaded?

If it makes you happy...I see a half-monkey half-pony as silly enough, without adding another head.

Alternately, you could do the "pushmi-pullyu" thing...

 

[awayfarer]

We talking centaur-like? Or is this just some poor hooved monkey who can't climb for squat?
Anyhow, I'd call it a honkey.

 

[kenobi65]

Anyhow, I'd call it a honkey.

Beats calling it a "mony." Although, if you did, it'd already have a theme song.