Half Orc + Half Dwarf?

Well how about a compromise.
Compromise; where both parties are left wanting and unhappy-no one wins.

DORK TEMPLATE better yet the DORK PARAGON
1st level: + 1 to hit himself, +1 to ac vs. himself, +1 con, -2 cha, Feat: Walk alone: no one likes you, 25 move
2nd: +1 str, -1 int, -1 cha, +1 craft: rat catcher, Feat: self loathing; no one likes you-least of all yourself, 25 move,
3rd: Suicide!

I’m not a Seer but I think I can predict the future on this one, I don’t think WoTC will be picking this one up try white wolf?

Malum Fama Este
 

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This race does exist in Midnight, so you might try seeing if your FLGS has a copy. They pretty much get the best and worst of both worlds, with a penalty to Charisma and Intelligence but a bonus to Strength and Stamina. Give them some Stonecutting, attack bonus on Orcs, darkvision and maybe some light sensitivity.
 


Isn't there some kind of Bloodline feat that grants you the racial weapons profs of your ancestor and lets you count as that race for magic items and PRCs? I could have sworn I saw those somewhere.
 

there are lots of half things but half dawarf...never heard of it. however instead of picking on the poor dwark i will give you its statistics

Dwark Racial traits:
* +4 con, -4 cha, -2 wis ( i think thats same as ork)
* speed 20ft
* armour not slowing dwarf trait
* dwarf blood
* orc blood
* +3 intimidate (would you wanna make this thing angry? :uhoh: )
* dwarven stability
* +4 dodge bonus versus giants
* darkvision 60ft

think that sums things up...
dwark, dwark: the cry of a retarded griffon
 


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