Half-Undead and Pregnancy

[Tonguez]

Zombies are constantly thinking about brains. Not boobs.

Boobs! must have boobs! waaaaaaaagh boobs!​

 

[kirinke]

reminds me of a grim adventures of billy and mandy ep

billy (guy with serious lack of brain issues) made some brown-evil (brownies) that brought all of the undead to life and craving them. lol

booooobeeeeee.....

*hits herself. bad Kirinke! bad!

 

[shilsen]

What?

Does a half-undead heart beat? Or only the left ventriculos? Maybe he has some rotting limbs but not the whole body... And what is his constitution score?

Aw, come on! Didn't you ever see "The Princess Bride"? That's the 'mostly dead' I was referring to. Guess I shouldn't leave the smilies off next time.

 

[Caliber]

Ghoul
Medium Undead
Abilities: Str 13, Dex 15, Con —, Int 13, Wis 14, Cha 12

Looks sentient to me

Well I'll be damned! Next time my players face some Ghouls they're in for some fun! (or was that me who was in for the fun? )

boooobiesssss .... (couldn't resist!)

 

[Hypersmurf]

Well I'll be damned! Next time my players face some Ghouls they're in for some fun! (or was that me who was in for the fun? )

Well, ghouls can definitely talk.

Piratecat says so.

-Hyp.

 

[Tonguez]

Well I'll be damned! Next time my players face some Ghouls they're in for some fun! (or was that me who was in for the fun? )

boooobiesssss .... (couldn't resist!)

Yep and they make great Psychic Warriors (especially if you use pointbuy - Con as a dump stat is just too sweet)

Just imagine your PCs face a group of ghouls chowing down on old man Palmer and suddenly three of them take off at the speed of thought go up the walls and drop quick death from above while the other (the Ghoul Scorcerer) starts hurtling fireballs MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

and more booooobiiiies

 

[Li Shenron]

Aw, come on! Didn't you ever see "The Princess Bride"? That's the 'mostly dead' I was referring to. Guess I shouldn't leave the smilies off next time.

Of course, but you are talking about the main character when he gets crippled by the torture machine, I don't think it's a good example Here we are talking about a creature who is half alive and half undead. But undead are already something between dead and alive, how can he be 3/4 is the question

 

[son of laufey]

I'd imagine it would be like someone halfway through becoming a lich.

 

[Daniel D. Fox]

Half undead, for real? This is precisely why I hate high fantasy.

/handwaves these trivial absurdities away

 

[Rel]

Holy thread necromancy!