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<blockquote data-quote="Alenda" data-source="post: 3010364" data-attributes="member: 15215"><p>Here are some quotes from the Halfling Musketeers. Alas, there were so many of them that I could not possibly write them all down, so please feel free to add in any that I left out!!</p><p></p><p>"Quick, someone give me wine!" - Belen</p><p>"Talk to the fighter, he has nothing but whine" - Dave Stebbins (talking about Piratecat's character)</p><p></p><p>"We must battle the giant zucchini!" - LadyToll</p><p>"Milady, you are very good at battling my zucchini!" - Dave Stebbins</p><p></p><p>"The sorceress is guilty of vegemancy and possibly gazebomancy!"- Piratecat</p><p></p><p>"Don't talk to the boatman, talk to his doll"- Thunderfoot</p><p>"What do I say to a doll? Your eyes are like buttons?" - reveal</p><p></p><p>"Good God! I smell like burning wine!"- reveal</p><p></p><p>"We can distract the beast with pumpkins!"- Matchstick</p><p></p><p>"As a priest, you should lead us in a prayer for our fallen wine"- reveal (to Fett's character)</p><p></p><p>"I weep tears of sadness on her bruises in the hopes that they will heal her" - Thunderfoot</p><p>"Make a heal check, BITCH!" - Fett527 (playing the healer)</p><p></p><p>"We should start at the bottom and move our way up"- Old One</p><p>"Is there any other way?"- Matchstick</p><p></p><p>"Wait! I have an idea!" - Old One</p><p>"I am SO glad I'm hiding"- Matchstick</p><p></p><p><u>Dave Stebbins Poem</u>:</p><p>Arrayed against us was the horde of gourdes</p><p>Audric, the fearless, started the war</p><p>Skin was pierced and seed was spilled</p><p>Halfling Musketeers won the day, our enemies killed.</p><p></p><p>Guardian great, powerful and strong</p><p>Before the King's Musketeers, did not last long</p><p>Swift of wit and deft of hand</p><p>Access was obtained according to plan.</p><p></p><p>Beset upon by colossal beast,</p><p>The heroes would soon be a feast</p><p>We thought instead to feed it a boat</p><p>From the safety of the other side, we gloat!</p><p></p><p>Thanks again for all the laughs!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Alenda, post: 3010364, member: 15215"] Here are some quotes from the Halfling Musketeers. Alas, there were so many of them that I could not possibly write them all down, so please feel free to add in any that I left out!! "Quick, someone give me wine!" - Belen "Talk to the fighter, he has nothing but whine" - Dave Stebbins (talking about Piratecat's character) "We must battle the giant zucchini!" - LadyToll "Milady, you are very good at battling my zucchini!" - Dave Stebbins "The sorceress is guilty of vegemancy and possibly gazebomancy!"- Piratecat "Don't talk to the boatman, talk to his doll"- Thunderfoot "What do I say to a doll? Your eyes are like buttons?" - reveal "Good God! I smell like burning wine!"- reveal "We can distract the beast with pumpkins!"- Matchstick "As a priest, you should lead us in a prayer for our fallen wine"- reveal (to Fett's character) "I weep tears of sadness on her bruises in the hopes that they will heal her" - Thunderfoot "Make a heal check, BITCH!" - Fett527 (playing the healer) "We should start at the bottom and move our way up"- Old One "Is there any other way?"- Matchstick "Wait! I have an idea!" - Old One "I am SO glad I'm hiding"- Matchstick [U]Dave Stebbins Poem[/U]: Arrayed against us was the horde of gourdes Audric, the fearless, started the war Skin was pierced and seed was spilled Halfling Musketeers won the day, our enemies killed. Guardian great, powerful and strong Before the King's Musketeers, did not last long Swift of wit and deft of hand Access was obtained according to plan. Beset upon by colossal beast, The heroes would soon be a feast We thought instead to feed it a boat From the safety of the other side, we gloat! Thanks again for all the laughs!!! [/QUOTE]
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