[scare-quotes]"Praise the Lord and pass the turkey stuffing."[/scare-quotes]
NFL has Philadelphia Eagles at Detroit Lions at 12:30 EST, Carolina Panthers at Dallas Cowboys at 4:30 EST, and Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers at 8:30 EST -- American Football at its stuffiest. They know they'll get an audience because lots of people are not working today, hence more inclined to sit back and catch a game or two.