Has Anyone Statted Out Santa?
- Thread starter airwalkrr
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A long time ago in the days of 3.0, Sean K. Reynolds actually stated him out for WoTC.
You can find the nice old man here http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20011222x.
You can find the nice old man here http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20011222x.
airwalkrr
Adventurer
I find it hard to believe that Santa has only +6 in Escape Artist and Open Lock. He has got to be the master of both! Else how would he be getting down those tight little chimneys and breaking into houses that don't HAVE a chimney? He doesn't have enough spells to last the whole night you know.
Sound of Azure
Contemplative Soul
Mishihari Lord
First Post
Sound of Azure said:
I have that comic - it's amazing!
the Jester
Legend
I've never statted him out, but I had a character that met him in 1st edition back in the day. He gave her a wand of negation for Christmas, whose command word (well, phrase) was "Frankie Goes to Hollywood Sucks."
Emirikol
Adventurer
Santa's Adventuring Party
SANTA'S ADVENTURING PARTY
Santa the Barbarian.., Half-Elf - Favored Soul/Ninja 22/24 (Str29; 400 hp's)
Wink, Elfth - Bard/Expert (toymaker) 1/19
Tink, Elfth - Scout/Rogue (breaking & entry) 16/12
Hermey, Elfth - Hexblade (for killing pagan kids who interfere) 14
Patch, the Butch Elf - Wizard (Diviner of who's naughty or nice) -24
Ms. Claus - witch/Nag 13/16 (comes along every adventure and wrecks anything that might have been fun for a guys night out on christmas..everybody knows that Mrs. claus doesn't know about Ms. claus...)
Rudolpho the Awakened Caribou - Ranger 7/Bbn 7/Frenzied Berzerk22 (because a berzerk reindeer would be cool that's why)
JH
SANTA'S ADVENTURING PARTY
Santa the Barbarian.., Half-Elf - Favored Soul/Ninja 22/24 (Str29; 400 hp's)
Wink, Elfth - Bard/Expert (toymaker) 1/19
Tink, Elfth - Scout/Rogue (breaking & entry) 16/12
Hermey, Elfth - Hexblade (for killing pagan kids who interfere) 14
Patch, the Butch Elf - Wizard (Diviner of who's naughty or nice) -24
Ms. Claus - witch/Nag 13/16 (comes along every adventure and wrecks anything that might have been fun for a guys night out on christmas..everybody knows that Mrs. claus doesn't know about Ms. claus...)
Rudolpho the Awakened Caribou - Ranger 7/Bbn 7/Frenzied Berzerk22 (because a berzerk reindeer would be cool that's why)
JH
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Emirikol
Adventurer
Santa's Adventuring Party Two
I forgot the lexerpt from Santa's Adventure to the Barrier Peaks:
http://capwiz.com/policyamerica/issues/alert/?alertid=5433056
"Blitzen went berzerk and the other reindeer stampeded. The trip back to the North Pole was a dark nightmare of looming radio towers and of terrified reindeer losing their lunch all over North America. People on the ground were either dropping to their knees in prayer over the new type of weather or rushing for their guns. That imbecile Prancer kept charging off in the wrong direction. I would signal left and this hamster of a reindeer would turn right. We would try a right and the herd retard would try a left. This was not the first sign of Prancer's stupidity and all the way back I kept thinking that he has a fixed destiny as pot roast.
"Once, a long time ago, I lost it with the elves. I shrieked out exactly what I thought of them in minute detail. How stupid they were. How ugly. How sloppy. Well, when I stopped, it was so quiet you could hear a rat piss on cotton. It made me real antsy looking into their red, hate filled eyes. I backed off and apologized."
I forgot the lexerpt from Santa's Adventure to the Barrier Peaks:
http://capwiz.com/policyamerica/issues/alert/?alertid=5433056
"Blitzen went berzerk and the other reindeer stampeded. The trip back to the North Pole was a dark nightmare of looming radio towers and of terrified reindeer losing their lunch all over North America. People on the ground were either dropping to their knees in prayer over the new type of weather or rushing for their guns. That imbecile Prancer kept charging off in the wrong direction. I would signal left and this hamster of a reindeer would turn right. We would try a right and the herd retard would try a left. This was not the first sign of Prancer's stupidity and all the way back I kept thinking that he has a fixed destiny as pot roast.
"Once, a long time ago, I lost it with the elves. I shrieked out exactly what I thought of them in minute detail. How stupid they were. How ugly. How sloppy. Well, when I stopped, it was so quiet you could hear a rat piss on cotton. It made me real antsy looking into their red, hate filled eyes. I backed off and apologized."
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