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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Maxperson" data-source="post: 8856352" data-attributes="member: 23751">Hah.  Very bored people read things like that.  About 13 years ago my cell phone company changed insurance plans and they sent me a book with the new coverage. It sat on my desk for about 2 months and then one day I was bored out of my mind and thought, "Why not read that and see what it says?" Anyway, I picked it up and it started off pretty standard.  Covered for theft.  Covered for fire destruction.  Not covered for use in crimes and confiscated. And so on. Then it took a sharp left turn.  I kid you not it said, "If the phone is destroyed in a nuclear explosion, you are not covered." A bit stunned I read on and the next line was, "Unless the nuclear explosion causes a fire and the fire destroys the phone. Then you're covered."  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":ROFLMAO:" title="ROFL    :ROFLMAO:"  data-smilie="18"data-shortname=":ROFLMAO:" />All I could think was, my phone is never more than inches to a few feet from me. It doesn't matter whether the nuclear explosion destroys it or the resulting fire, I'm not calling to collect the insurance.</blockquote>