Well I am seeing if any one else has played or been a DM in a game with just a funny/crazy or dumb intro 
I think my most memorable intros to a game was something like this.
"You are in a tavern completely drunk after celebrating a grand adventure where you pillaged much treasure and slayed a great beast the town is honoring you for your great deed you performed. After a night of partying away you head to your room to pass out when you feel a twinge of pain in your chest your vision goes blurry as you fall to the ground you notice a dagger sticking out of your chest. "
Not totally how it went but about right after that went on to kill all the other PCs in grizzly fashion but that was my favorite of the stories. though i think it was the third guy ending up getting executed for murdering some one in a Inn.
But I am starting up a campaign soon and was seeing how people like to do fun intros other then you are all in a tavern and some one needs help.
So what ones have you done or just a idea you think would be cool? 

I think my most memorable intros to a game was something like this.
"You are in a tavern completely drunk after celebrating a grand adventure where you pillaged much treasure and slayed a great beast the town is honoring you for your great deed you performed. After a night of partying away you head to your room to pass out when you feel a twinge of pain in your chest your vision goes blurry as you fall to the ground you notice a dagger sticking out of your chest. "
Not totally how it went but about right after that went on to kill all the other PCs in grizzly fashion but that was my favorite of the stories. though i think it was the third guy ending up getting executed for murdering some one in a Inn.

But I am starting up a campaign soon and was seeing how people like to do fun intros other then you are all in a tavern and some one needs help.

