Hello Vader

[dragonhead]

I guess Vader turned Gay. how else would he dress so fabulously.

 

[frankthedm]

I find your lack of taste ... disturbing.

QFTT

 

[WmRAllen67]

As if "Hello Kitty" wasn't frightening enough...

 

[Thunderfoot]

"Your father was killed by a young jedi by the name of Darth Vader, a student of mine until he turned to the dark side, now he is twisted and ... sexy. "

"I've accepted the truth that you were once my father, Anakin Skywalker" "That name means nothing to me now! You will address me as Anika, Queen of the Universe!!"

 

[Ferret]

"Kitty, I am your father"

 

[Angel Tarragon]

As if "Hello Kitty" wasn't frightening enough...

Aw, its not that bad....

 

[Dark Jezter]

Wow, it's like some evil scientist combined the distilled geekiness of Star Wars nerds and the distilled geekiness of Japanophiles to create a being that has absolutely no hope of ever getting laid.

 

[Thunderfoot]

Wow, it's like some evil scientist combined the distilled geekiness of Star Wars nerds and the distilled geekiness of Japanophiles to create a being that has absolutely no hope of ever getting laid.

/Unreleased first take from the cloud city platform/
"Luke, I'm your father, now let's get it on..."
"Aw dad, that's just gross"
"Oh yeah, at least I didn't kiss my sister - twice."
"That's different, I didn't know then"
"Yeah, whatever. Just get over here and start loving junior!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Mark]

"Obi Wan has taught you well but obviously failed to mention a few things about me that you probably should know up front. First of all, I'm not gay. A Sith can enjoy dressing up a little flamboyantly and not have his sexuality questioned, I hope. Secondly, if you're going to spend the night at the Death Star you should know that I do sometimes walk in my sleep, or float a bit, but if that happens and I wander into your cell it doesn't mean I'm gay. Third, and this is important, I'm not a morning person. If I am grouchy in the morning it doesn't mean I don't care about you . . . or that I'm gay. Just sayin'."


"No, Luke . . . I am your Sugar Daddy!"


"Together we can rule the galaxy as . . . just friends. Maybe more, later, but let's not rush things because the last relationship I was in . . ." *sniffle* "Oh, my. I really thought it had been long enough that I could talk about it. Give me a moment."

 

[dragonhead]

"Together, we can rule the galaxy as mother and son."

"use the gay side of the force."