Help Finding My Husband?

[Catherine of Aragon]

Greetings fine Sirs and Ladies, per chance can ye aid me in a small task? I am looking for my husband and I was told he was about. He is a portly man with a fine beard. Oh yes, he is also the King of England.

 

[KnowTheToe]

Wecome to the boards my Lady, thank you for gracing us with your presence.

 

[alsih2o]

henry is gonna wet some britches when he sees this one...

 

[Crothian]

henry is gonna wet some britches when he sees this one...

Please, be a bit more polite in front of a lady. I know ye are but a simple serf, but mannors are important for everyone.

 

[alsih2o]

Please, be a bit more polite in front of a lady. I know ye are but a simple serf, but mannors are important for everyone.

watch your tongue! i am a highly trained artisan serf.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

watch your tongue! i am a highly trained artisan serf.

I must say that it is very hard to watch my own tongue...could I request a mirror, please?

 

[Anne Boleyn]

I don't know why you would be looking for that lay about. He is most likely off with some tavern maid or off hunting with his friends. He is such a pain in my neck.

 

[Jane Seymour]

Well at least I gave him a male heir. What did you every give himm Anne? That scrawny little Elizabeth? She will not amount to anything. Mark my words!

 

[Catherine of Aragon]

Thank thee kind sirs for your gentle words. *Bows to Crothian* Please do not take any offense from those other women. They are spiteful and jealous that I was the first in his heart.

 

[Darrin Drader]

We are now officially in Bizzarro ENWorld.