Help Me Name Two New Conditions

[FireLance]

Blurred Vision

Ringing Ears? (medical term for ringing ears is tinnitus, but that doesn't sound good enough)

Well, I did a bit of research on Wikipedia, I think I'm going to go with some variant of the following for now:

"Keratitis" for "half-blind" and "Tinnitus" for "half-deaf".

I wonder if I can get away with "Keratised" and "Tinnitussed"?

Thanks to everyone who responded for your help and suggestions.

 

[JiffyPopTart]

Stymied.

We have a "Stymie Tree" from our days of playing Torg to remind us of that condition.

DS

 

[smootrk]

The first image that come to my mind is Wylie Coyote or other Bugs Bunny cartoons.

You should also add conditions for:
[BADHUMOR]Flattened, Boulder Magnet, Birds circling head, having your beak knocked off your face.[/BADHUMOR]

 

[sirwmholder]

Hazy for the sub-blinded one?

Buzzing of the semi-deaf one?

Hope this helps,
William Holder

 

[Transit]

NearBlinded and NearDeafened?

or shorter words:

NearBlind and NearDeaf?

 

[Kmart Kommando]

Vertigo

and ummm..

Huh?

 

[Nifft]

"Look who knows so much. Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly blind. There's a big difference between mostly blind and all blind."

So, that's my new contribution: Mostly Blind and Mostly Deaf.

Cheers, -- N