blargney the second
blargney the minute's son
Give them a permanent Burrow speed and move the campaign to the Elemental Plane of Earth.
Help! My players are spooning apart my campaign!
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WarlockLord
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babomb said:
Of course.
I know somebody mentioned that quote from the Matrix about "There is no spoon".
Simple. Take all the spoons away. Then explain to the players that there were no spoons. Enjoy the looks on their faces.
Or they could wake up to radiation posioning, the curse of the gods.
Or you could just beat them down with a divine avatar.
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Another thought on spoons:
1 US tablespoon = 15 mL (thanks wikipedia)
1000 L = 1 cubic meter; 1 L = 1000 mL
So a cubic meter of dirt is 66,667 tablespoons.
Digging at one spoonful per second (assuming the dirt carries itself off somewhere), that's about 18 hours of digging per meter - with a narrow tunnel that a human in plate armor would have to wiggle through.
Also, I would think that without the aid of a level, you could burrow slightly upwards or downwards and so wind up falling through onto monsters, or tunneling under monsters and bringing them down on you (after a few weeks of excavation).
Did the Spade of Colossal Excavation make it to 3E?
1 US tablespoon = 15 mL (thanks wikipedia)
1000 L = 1 cubic meter; 1 L = 1000 mL
So a cubic meter of dirt is 66,667 tablespoons.
Digging at one spoonful per second (assuming the dirt carries itself off somewhere), that's about 18 hours of digging per meter - with a narrow tunnel that a human in plate armor would have to wiggle through.
Also, I would think that without the aid of a level, you could burrow slightly upwards or downwards and so wind up falling through onto monsters, or tunneling under monsters and bringing them down on you (after a few weeks of excavation).
Did the Spade of Colossal Excavation make it to 3E?
