D&D General Help with "Combination Trash" names

[Stalker0]

So one of the worlds in my multiverse is a trash planet, where trash is dumped from many places (think Sakkar from Thor 3 if you have seen that movie).

Part of the fun cultural element is that people on the planet get their names from combinations of trash pieces they find. To make it fun for the players, we have made the names "earth names" from various companies and corporations.

So I have names like

Lithium Ritz
Quaker Kellogg
Colgate Dell

etc

But I would love a bunch more. So if you have any good name combinations you want to throw me, it would really help my game for tonight!

 

[iserith]

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

 

[MonkeezOnFire]

Playboy Dubble Bubble
Dr. Pepper Aunt Jemima
No Name

 

[DEFCON 1]

Dominos Whirlpool
Weber Mounds
Bic Mitsubishi
Hatchimal Bose
Keurig Old'Navy

 

[DammitVictor]

Friend of mine, for decades now, has played with a house rule that if you name your (fantasy) character after a pharmaceutical, you got a spell-like ability based on the primary medicinal use of that pharmaceutical.

 

[Harzel]

Levi Hanes
Starbuck McDonald

 

[Harzel]

Big Mac Pepsi, and his buddy
Little Caesar Dasani

 

[Tony Vargas]

Datsun Goodyear
Magnesia Phillips
Ben Franklin Goodrich
Sony Cheerios
Pepper McCormick
Armand Hammer
Teflon Magnavox

 

[Mister-Kent]

Nestea Keebler
Adidas Mattel
Fanta Firestone
Ralph Lauren
Daimler Durango
Kia Motorola
Sanyo Verizon
Wendy Westinghouse
Champs Chanel

 

[BlivetWidget]

Honestly this is the sort of task you should consider just automating. Make a list of product names (Wikipedia is a great resource for this, as it has many pages like List of brand name snack foods - Wikipedia). Two for-loops and you'll have every combination. Then just scroll through the output for anything that makes you chuckle.

 

[Ancalagon]

An important question: why is trash brought to this planet? Why there? The answer could be fun

 

[Ancalagon]

Twinky Clearinghouse
Colt Doritos
Old Spice Bacardi
Nintendo Henckels

 

[CleverNickName]

I think the fun part is combining brands that are from the same genre. Like maybe...

Levi Gap
Dodge Eldorado
Sony "The Walkman" Kenwood
The Dutch Brothers: Winchell and Duncan LaMar
Keebler Nabisco
Gateway Packard
Oakley Rayban
Sriracha Heinz
Bing Google
Hershey Mars
Quizznos McRib
Pepsi Julius

 

[Harzel]

Not exactly a combination, but all this puts me in mind of the great American superhero Studebacher Hoch.

 

[andargor]

Veeaitchess Betamax

 

[Lanefan]

Ford Chrysler, a shiny-chrome Paladin
Hyundai Saab, a Ninja of the highest order
Hudson Nash - or Nash Hudson; either works for a goodly Cleric type...or a butler
Budweiser "Bud" Coors, just another cowboy Fighter
Carling Molson (which might actually be someone's name, for all I know!)
Glenfiddich "but you can call me Jack" Daniels, a drunken Bard
Pepsi the Sprite and her brother Google the Sprite, well-known local pests
Fanta C. Cola, a forgetful Wizard
Apple the Amazon, who will beat you senseless if you even look at her the wrong way

Still need more?

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

Seen several people get close but nobody yet has said:

Ford Lincoln Mercury (postmaster)

 

[alienux]

Papa John Morrell

Taco Lobster

Abercrombie Lucasfilm

Milton Hasbro