DM Magic
Adventurer
Some time ago I came across HERE'S SOME F**KIN' D&D, a micro RPG that's been floating around the internet for a number of years. In fact, here's a thread on Reddit about it from three years ago. I've run it a ton of times at bars, barbeques, picnics, and camping and I'm such a huge fan that I redid it and I'm releasing that effort to you all.
The Story: I love gaming at bars and micro RPGs work well in that setting. Unfortunately, I never really found a micro RPG that had the crunch vs. simplicity mix just right. Then a few years ago I came across HERE'S SOME F**KIN' D&D, which comes suuuper close to the mix I want—but it had a few issues that bugged me. So I rebuilt it in InDesign and fixed the stuff that bugged me.
It's a complete overhaul of the original: I reordered and reworded things for better reference, rebalanced things (bards and halflings sucked in the original), used the original fonts from AD&D, made it so spellcasters could pick their own spells, redid the spells from the ground up using the same language style, added monster creation, monster examples, some magic items, hirelings, and then rounded the whole thing out with some random tables.
Also included is a clean version with all of the swears removed: perfect for teaching young children. Put a copy of it inside a pencil box with some index cards, golf pencils, and dice and you have an RPG you can take anywhere.
Without further ado, I bring to you HERE IS SOME F**KING D&D: A micro RPG in four pages.
The Story: I love gaming at bars and micro RPGs work well in that setting. Unfortunately, I never really found a micro RPG that had the crunch vs. simplicity mix just right. Then a few years ago I came across HERE'S SOME F**KIN' D&D, which comes suuuper close to the mix I want—but it had a few issues that bugged me. So I rebuilt it in InDesign and fixed the stuff that bugged me.
It's a complete overhaul of the original: I reordered and reworded things for better reference, rebalanced things (bards and halflings sucked in the original), used the original fonts from AD&D, made it so spellcasters could pick their own spells, redid the spells from the ground up using the same language style, added monster creation, monster examples, some magic items, hirelings, and then rounded the whole thing out with some random tables.
Also included is a clean version with all of the swears removed: perfect for teaching young children. Put a copy of it inside a pencil box with some index cards, golf pencils, and dice and you have an RPG you can take anywhere.
Without further ado, I bring to you HERE IS SOME F**KING D&D: A micro RPG in four pages.