Heroes of Horror Caption "Contest"

[dkers]

I know, I know. I'm pregnant yet I look like a man. Just go out there and kill those flying vaginas.

 

[dkers]

Double post, sry.

 

[StupidSmurf]

"Of COURSE they are pissed....for I entered their chamber and devoured every one of their delicious muffins! Now go in there and slay them! And while you're in there, bring out the rest of the muffins!"

 

[Hussar]

"Hrm, you or the howling abyssal hordes. Like that's a tough choice."

"Yeah, you really do sound like that."

"Leave me here. Fine. Not like you want to be around a fat, bloated *sob* YOU BASTARD! YOU DID THIS TO ME!"

((Whoops, getting a little too into the feeling here. Just found out last week that the wifie is going to have our second. The hormone fairy has been very busy in the Hussar household. Sigh.))

 

[Rystil Arden]

"You invited the in-laws?"

 

[Dragonhelm]

"Put that sword away, let my sisters in, and grab a mop. My water just broke!"