He's not dead, he's pinin' for the fjords..

Algolei · Mar 12, 2005

jonesy said:
There's this thing called a shower. Learn it, use it, love it.

But it burns, it burns!!

jonesy · Mar 12, 2005

Algolei said:
But it burns, it burns!!

That just means that it's working.

BOZ · Mar 14, 2005

you might lose like 10 pounds after a shower.

Algolei · Mar 17, 2005

BOZ said:
you might lose like 10 pounds after a shower.

Now there's a diet book just waiting to be written!

jonesy said:
That just means that it's working.

Never say "working" to me again. (It *yawn* makes me sleepy...zzzzz....)

JIMBOTHEBLACK · Mar 30, 2005

I don't get it, if he didn't eat,talk or move for like ten years then how could they not know? And more importently, is anybody going to sleep in that futon again?:\

Jdvn1 · Mar 30, 2005

JIMBOTHEBLACK said:
And more importently, is anybody going to sleep in that futon again?:\

Why, looking for a good deal on futons?

MetalBard · Mar 30, 2005

Article no longer available... I wonder why?

The article is no longer available. Is there another place to find it, or do you think they took it down because there was some serious error in reporting or translation?

JimAde · Mar 30, 2005

The message just says they take their articles down after 2 weeks because AP has the copyright and requires it. I think we get the gist of it from the comments, though.

JIMBOTHEBLACK · Mar 30, 2005

Jdvn1 said:
Why, looking for a good deal on futons?

Maybe

Ambrus · Mar 30, 2005

Maybe its the futon that's to blame...

Futon of Forgetfulness:
This seemingly ordinary, well-worn futon grants a single living creature who rests upon it the ability to slip from the minds of those who would otherwise seek out the creature for whatever reason. While neither the futon nor its occupant become truly invisible, those who see the futon and its occupant quickly loose all interest in either and, once out of the futon's presence, soon forget their existence entirely for as long as the occupant remains upon the futon. If questioned or somehow reminded about the futon's occupant, a creature will simply dismiss the matter in the simplest and most expedient way possible, usually suggesting that the futon's occupant is "away" or "asleep" if questioned and will thereafter forget the futon's occupant once more. Only creatures of 9 Hit Dice and above receive a Will save DC 18 to recall the futon or its occupant.
Moderate enchantment; CL 16th; Craft Wondrous Item, Mind Blank; Price 20,000 gp; Weight 60 lbs.