Hive! I summon thee! Come forth!

[Blackrat]

I am already posting way too much here! I have work to do, you know?

All you have to do is look busy and stressed out already and then you have much less work to do, since no-one dare to come bother you with their stuff. (Whatever you do )

 

[Relique du Madde]

All you have to do is look busy and stressed out already and then you have much less work to do, since no-one dare to come bother you with their stuff. (Whatever you do )

I remember hearing a study which basically said that most people who work in an office do on the average of 4 - 5 hours of actual work (max) during a 8 hour work day.

 

[Blackrat]

Okay, just remember, you guys forced me to these drastic measures. I'm taking this Hive hostage right now! Post, or I'm going to start doing terrible things to it!

 

[Relique du Madde]

*Gets a doll ready in case he has to ask the hive several questions*

 

[Blackrat]

Why aren't you trying to negotiate?

 

[Relique du Madde]

Because real Americans never negotiate.... we blow stuff up!

 

[Relique du Madde]

*Blows up an old tv* That's for the NTSC deciding to go with a inferior backwards compatible colored analog signal during the 1960s instead of going for a high definition color signal that would have made the early tvs completely obsolete early in television history.

 

[Blackrat]

So you're going to blow up the Hive? Gah... Okay okay, I'll let it go.

There. Better?

 

[Relique du Madde]

So you're going to blow up the Hive? Gah... Okay okay, I'll let it go.

There. Better?

No, I'm blowing up my analog TV that will become obsolete in about 3 months when all of America's television stations finally convert to digital.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Here is my negotiation:

You can only have either the girl in the picture... or the hive... not both. Choose one.. I get the other.