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Heh... Ow... I need to convince my group to play a game of D20 modern someday. Hafta figure out a lot of ways of using modern equipment creatively...

Just stay away from D20 future's mechs.. those suck. The worst part of that book's mech design is the fact that one pilot could have his mech lift like 50 tons, and the next pilot using the same mech could lift only like 45 tons.*


*Not exact numbers, but you get the point.
 

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Just stay away from D20 future's mechs.. those suck. The worst part of that book's mech design is the fact that one pilot could have his mech lift like 50 tons, and the next pilot using the same mech could lift only like 45 tons.*


*Not exact numbers, but you get the point.

Oh frag. D20 Future PL7 Urban Arcana! Now I'm getting devious....
 

*Ring Ring*
Batman: Hello?
Joker: Lana.... Lana.... why did you leave me you whore? Why did you sleep with Lex?
Batman: You got the wrong number.
Joker: That whore! Who are you? Tell me so I can go over there and kick your ****** *********** butt you ******!
Batman: I'm Batman.
*click*

*Ring*
Joker: I want you so bad I need ....
*click*


*ring*
Batman: Hello?
Joker: *Breathing deeply*
Batman: Who is this?
Joker: *Laughs*
Batman: How did you get....
*click*

*ring*
Aflred: Wayne residence, who may I ask is calling?
Harley Quin: Viki Vale....
Batman: Viki? Is that really you, long time no see. How you are doing?
Harley Quin: Bruce, I... I had our child.
Batman: ......
Harley: You're a poppa! Can you believe that? We're going t ostart our own little crime fi.....
Batman: Listen.. and listen good. I'm not going to pay your child support. I told you I did not want children. I told you never to call me again. You hear that? You were ONLY a one night stand nothing else. I already have to worry about that little demonspawn Talia Al Ghoul gave birth to, I'm not going to deal with your's. So stop calling me or I'll be forced to kill you. Got that?
Joker: *Laughing*
Batman: Who the hell is this?
*click*
 

All you have to do is look busy and stressed out already and then you have much less work to do, since no-one dare to come bother you with their stuff. (Whatever you do :D)
Might work. Few people add something to my TO-DO list these days. (But when they do, it seems to be larger packages ;) )

I remember hearing a study which basically said that most people who work in an office do on the average of 4 - 5 hours of actual work (max) during a 8 hour work day.
Quite possible. I know that while I was writing my diploma thesis, I got effectively 4 hours out of each day where I really worked. And I think that might have been the good days, I think I was less productive in the beginning. ;)
 
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Exactly which is why batman has the bat-sign and doesn't carry a cell phone. All the Joker has to do is hire a cell phone hacker and they could steal all the info from his cell phone from like 50 feat away. And you know that the Joker is the type of ******* who would call Bruce Wayne at all hours of the day from random phone booths while acting like he's drunk dialing.


A drunk or nasty talk? Joker would be nasty talk.
 


Dragons of Autumn Twilight was the first novel I read all the way through and the 3 books are the only ones I've read more than once.

For some reason, I always liked the Tale of the Twins trilogy, though I don't think Goldmoon is in there like at all, though a part of me thinks she's there just briefly in the beginning.
 



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