Hive: Musings about Crothian

[Crothian]

gotta love that......

 

[Terath Ninir]

we figured that out ages ago......

Well, why wasn't I given the memo? Sheesh!

 

[Crothian]

Well, why wasn't I given the memo? Sheesh!

memo's are so 1998 ... we got rid of them ages ago.....

 

[Terath Ninir]

memo's are so 1998 ... we got rid of them ages ago.....

Well, then, why wasn't I given THAT memo?

Oh.

~slinks out of the thread, weeping bitter tears...~

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Tears aren't allowed. We got rid of those ages ago...no memo, then, though

 

[Crothian]

Well, then, why wasn't I given THAT memo?

Oh.

~slinks out of the thread, weeping bitter tears...~

well, that wasn't on a memo...it was on a toad...toads are the future, memo's are the past......

 

[Terath Ninir]

Tears aren't allowed. We got rid of those ages ago...no memo, then, though

~Cyberzombie kicks Ankh-Morpork Guard in the crotch for insensitity, then runs, weeping bitter tears of BLOOD (and motor oil; she is a cyberzombie, after all) out of the thread~

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Sorry, but net-crotch-kicking is also not allowed. Weaping tears of blood is...but only if you're a vampire and have much angst.

 

[Terath Ninir]

well, that wasn't on a memo...it was on a toad...toads are the future, memo's are the past......

Ewwwie! Do you seriously expect me to read a toad! They're all gross and stuff!

 

[Terath Ninir]

Sorry, but net-crotch-kicking is also not allowed. Weaping tears of blood is...but only if you're a vampire and have much angst.

~Cyberzombie kicks Ankh-Morpork Guard even harder in the crotch and then runs off to read whatever piece of cr... er, novel... that Anne Rice has put out lately...~