Hive: Musings about Crothian

[Ao the Overkitty]

I thought oozes were neutral. you know, brainless force of nature and all.

 

[Nightcloak]

I thought the title of this thread was "Musings about Crothian," not "Musings about Whisperfoot."

Note to Hive. We have the title of the next thread.

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

Note to Hive. We have the title of the next thread.

'Much Ado About Whisperfoot' ?

 

[Nightcloak]

'Much Ado About Whisperfoot' ?

ohhhh.... I like it. I like it.

But lets throw it wide open. Lets come up with a name for the next thread by working in Whisperfoot's name.


How about:

The Dark Side of Whisperfoot
Whisperfoot remains the same
Whisperfoot Re-Revisited
Sgt. Whisperfoot's lonely Hearts Club Band
Use your Whisperfoot I and II
Revenge of Whisperfoot
Whisperfoot comes Alive

 

[Crothian]

I thought oozes were neutral. you know, brainless force of nature and all.

who you calling brainless?

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

They say this ooze Crothian is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Crothian.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

who you calling brainless?

Yeah, Crothian has to have at least a brain that he's absorbed from another creature to be reading that book. But remember:

Knowledge = Power

Power Corrupts

Read. Be Evil.

Therefore, Crothian is at least on the path of becoming evil.

 

[Crothian]

doesn't everyone on the boards read them? so by that logic everyone on the boards is evil.......

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

doesn't everyone on the boards read them? so by that logic everyone on the boards is evil.......

...this surprises you?

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Study Hard, Be Evil

And just normal oozes are brainless, not epic oozemasters.