Hive: Musings about Crothian

[Jdvn1]

Lets see the time my family gutted a sheep in our kichen it took at least an hour.
It was a while back so Im not sure, I could call my mom..

This has something to do with haggis, right?

 

[Darkness]

This has something to do with haggis, right?

Nah, I think they were summoning a mythos deity.

A small one, that is.

 

[Angcuru]

Heck, it can't take THAT long once you've skinned it. Just cut, rip, and start chuckin' organs about! Messy, but it gets the job done!

 

[Jdvn1]

Depends on what you use to cut.

 

[MonsterMash]

D&D elephants aren't real world elephants, apparently.

So they can jump in D&D then?

 

[MonsterMash]

Can Ooozes jump?

I'm more worried about how they'd land.

 

[Evilhalfling]

This has something to do with haggis, right?

Nope, one of our sheep had died and we were trying to figure out why. The rule of thumb is "if you don't know why it died, you don't eat it."
As I am the only one in my immedate family without a degree in some form of biology, or any experiance in animal medical research labs - I stayed in the background.
As for the mess, thats what the kiddie swimming pool was for.

 

[Jdvn1]

So they can jump in D&D then?

Yeah, why not? Give them the right items and they can fly too!

 

[Jdvn1]

I'm more worried about how they'd land.

How or on whom?

 

[Evilhalfling]

So they can jump in D&D then?

Move = 40
Str = 30
Jump check +14 on a running jump an elephant can always go at least 15 feet.
and on a 10 or better can jump up and land on top of a 6' human
I liked 3.0 jump rules better.