Hive: Musings about Crothian

[Jdvn1]

And waste a perfectly good ooze treat?!

 

[Crothian]

I don't mind sharing.....besides, I'll eventually get to the gater.....

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

The gater? Really, if the Wizard is casting Gate enough to get that name, you probably aren't going to catch him.

 

[Crothian]

I'm patient, only takes one good day.....

 

[Nightcloak]

Holy @#$% Batman, I fade out of the OT forum for a while and this thread goes marathon.

Is this the longest thread in history?

Is it a coincidence that the longest thread in history has Crothian in the title?

Should I subscribe now or wait for the director’s cut special edition?

 

[Crothian]

Batman is off investigating how this could possible happen.

 

[Jdvn1]

Well, after a while the triology will come out and then a special edition trilogy. You have to wait forever for it, though, so you might just get it now.

 

[Crothian]

well, it won't take that long, but the special edition will actually put in posts that don't actually make sense and ruin the charcters. But it will look good becasue we all know special effects are more important then plot.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

The special edition will be great, because it will increase everyone's post count except for Crothian...who will be turned into a fuzzy chair with a post count of 0.

 

[Crothian]

but then the prequals will come out proving that no one actually posts but me.....