Hive: Musings about Crothian

[Evilhalfling]

What do you expect coming from the ranks of the City Watch of the greatest city on the Disc?

Yeas but what would you do if your boss hired an ooze to join the force?
He could keep the badge floating around inside him, and it would prolly take some of the tarnish off.

 

[Crothian]

I am oozist. I believe that all oozes need to be rounded up and burned. Burned, I tell you, BURNED!!!!11 The only good ooze is a dead ooze.

Now your true colors and revealed and we see who is actually evil!!!

 

[Crothian]

What do you expect coming from the ranks of the City Watch of the greatest city on the Disc?

since when is Gainsville on the Disc????

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Yeas but what would you do if your boss hired an ooze to join the force?
He could keep the badge floating around inside him, and it would prolly take some of the tarnish off.

Oozes and Vampires is where the line is drawn. Simple as that.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

since when is Gainsville on the Disc????

Curses! Discovered! Time to find that old Men in Black memory wipe thingy again...

 

[Crothian]

Oozes and Vampires is where the line is drawn. Simple as that.

what about...Vampiricx Oozes???

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

what about...Vampiricx Oozes???

Didn't think that template could be applied to oozes

 

[Crothian]

Didn't think that template could be applied to oozes

Ah, but my army of oozes consists of ooze templates that can be applied to vampires. Template Trooves 2: Oozes and Aberations!!!

 

[Darrin Drader]

Now your true colors and revealed and we see who is actually evil!!!

What? Me? Evil? I thought that was already understood. I thought it was firmly embedded in the subtext.

 

[Crothian]

What? Me? Evil? I thought that was already understood. I thought it was firmly embedded in the subtext.

actually, you seem so unevil that my claim of evil for you just won't stick....you can be the diet coke of evil though