Hive: Musings about Crothian

[Ao the Overkitty]

There is only one king, baby. And he is at Shady Acres Rest Home in Texas.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

 

[Crothian]

There is only one king, baby. And he is at Shady Acres Rest Home in Texas.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

and who says that is not me? we are very tricky......

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Tricky and dead?

 

[Crothian]

no, just tricky.....

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Just tricky? But aren't you a Vampire?

 

[Crothian]

goodness no, I have respect and a non pale complection...plus I actually wear clothes with color

 

[Greylock]

...plus I actually wear clothes with color

Black's a color, right? That means I'm OK, right?

Greylock sends....

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Technically, black is a absence of colour.

But really, why can't Vampires have some flare?

 

[Greylock]

Flair? Vampires don't have flair? Ohmigawd. Help me, I'm sinking...

I lack. Badly. Pale skin, black clothes, light frame. I'm done, aren't I? Tell me the truth, I can take it....

NOOOO! I can't handle the truth. Tell me pretty lies!...

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Is there at least a hint of white from some lights? Err...wait, there wouldn't be lights. Um. Pale skin counts as not black! I think...