Hive: Musings about Crothian

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Selfrewha?

 

[Crothian]

ya, but your quest for power has ended, cause I'm not giving any up

 

[Darkness]

ya, but your quest for power has ended, cause I'm not giving any up

Hah! I don't need your power. I've got better sources.

 

[Crothian]

your power is tapped out old man....

 

[Darkness]

Never underestimate the power of... the power... or something...

 

[Crothian]

I'm not underestimating the power...just your power.....

 

[Darkness]

You're underestimating my power? You shouldn't, though. I've forgotten more than you'll ever know.

Now, as soon as I can remember enough to make you pay for this insolence, I'll... Hm. What were we talking about? I forgot. In any case, I like pie.

 

[Crothian]

Pie's good...especially pie with power...the power of voodoo.....

 

[Darkness]

Complete Arcane suggests some cool alternate forms for magic items. Like, a magic fruit instead of a potion.
I'll really need to use a pie of cure light wounds some day.

Voodoo is good too. I especially like the voodoo-using trolls in Warcraft.

 

[Crothian]

actually, I'd make it a pie of cure critical, but it would get cut into 4 pieces and each would be a piece of pie of Cure Light Wounds.....