demiurge1138
Inventor of Super-Toast
Will this help it go faster?
An excerpt from "Words of True and Unerring Vision" Written by the blind monk Manuel Calvadis a really long time ago:
There shall be a man,
Who shall be dark and shadowy
He, in whom the vile potato has returneth,
Shall roam the land,
Thus marking the beginning of the Last Battle
And lo, so shall the noble cabbage
And the vengeful cucumber
Inhabit mortal bodies
And they shall seek to do battle
Against the might of the potato.