[HIVEMIND] Quick - Hide here, before it's TOO LATE!!

[Ashwyn]

My wrath consists of making it so that whenever you go outside your socks will get wet and squishy!

Not only that but whenever you post you will be cursed with the double post!

Your underwear drawer will mysteriously be empty at the most inopportune times!

And much much more!!

I don't have an underwear drawer.

 

[DerianCypher]

C'mon! Worship me! I couldn't be that much worse than a horned rat could i?

 

[DerianCypher]

I don't have an underwear drawer.

this will not protect you from my wrath! I will make it so that whenever you walk you make a squeeky noise so that dogs from all over the world will come and tear you to bits to get to the squeeky thing!

 

[Ashwyn]

C'mon! Worship me! I couldn't be that much worse than a horned rat could i?

I don't worship the horned rat either. I want people to worship ME.

 

[arwink]

What's going on? Has everyone abandoned the hive?

I'm here, but the struggle to remain coherant today has left me browse mode.

I'm about to go home and speak in monosyllabyles until tea time, then go out for four hours before I finally get to sleep.

I repeat: I now hate Thursdays.

 

[DerianCypher]

I don't worship the horned rat either. I want people to worship ME.

pfft- I have more Divine Ranks

 

[Ashwyn]

I'm here, but the struggle to remain coherant today has left me browse mode.

I'm about to go home and speak in monosyllabyles until tea time, then go out for four hours before I finally get to sleep.

I repeat: I now hate Thursdays.

It's still wednesday here.

 

[UnDfind]

Originally posted by DerianCypher:
C'mon! Worship me! I couldn't be that much worse than a horned rat could i?

I dunno. The Horned Rat thing has a whole lot of bonuses to it. I mean their death cult offers free medical and dental, plus one month paid vacation a year, not including sick days!

And their death cult company barbeques? They're aweswome!


I mean if you can make your offer competitive, then maybe some people will switch. If not, then you probably won't get many followers, ande even fewer petitioners.

Edit: Look at that! I added a useless "e" to the end of "and"...I think I might be turning British!

 

[arwink]

It's still wednesday here.

Strangely, that doesn't help. If it wasn't for the late classes on Wednesday night, Thursday would be at least tolerable. As it stands, though, there's a good eighteen hours of my week that gets devoted to three things: Commuting, rambling about writing, and cursing time for existing in such small quantities during my sleeping hours

 

[Ashwyn]

pfft- I have more Divine Ranks

I doubt that. I have been quite busy destroying gods and taking their power.