[HIVEMIND] Quick - Hide here, before it's TOO LATE!!

[DerianCypher]

I dunno. The Horned Rat thing has a whole lot of bonuses to it. I mean their death cult offers free medical and dental, pluss one month paid vacation a year, not including sick days!

And their death cult company barbeques? They're aweswome!


I mean if you can make your offer competitive, then maybe some people will switch. If not, then you probably won't get many followers, ande even fewer petitioners.

Hmmm..

Let's see...

I'll double the wages of anyone who comes over from Horned Rat! I'll promise 5 weeks paid vacation and 3 weeks of sick days!

BArebques? pfft! We offer paid cult vacations to Fiji!

Medical and Dental? Full coverage!

All you have to do is worship me!

 

[Ashwyn]

Strangely, that doesn't help. If it wasn't for the late classes on Wednesday night, Thursday would be at least tolerable. As it stands, though, there's a good eighteen hours of my week that gets devoted to three things: Commuting, rambling about writing, and cursing time for existing in such small quantities during my sleeping hours

Hmm. Maybe you should hate wednesday more too.

 

[Sniktch]

Horned Rat is Ultimate Being, yesss. Except maybe for Ssstrongbad

I'm passing out soon but I thought y'all might like to see this... apparently bebo is famous

 

[arwink]

Hmm. Maybe you should hate wednesday more too.

I try to, but I just like the wednesday classes better. The students are more fun, and the university is much closer to home

 

[Dragongirl]

Ah arwink, how are things coming along? long time no hear.

 

[Ashwyn]

Hmmm..

Let's see...

I'll double the wages of anyone who comes over from Horned Rat! I'll promise 5 weeks paid vacation and 3 weeks of sick days!

BArebques? pfft! We offer paid cult vacations to Fiji!

Medical and Dental? Full coverage!

All you have to do is worship me!

I can beat that easy. 365 vacation days a year(366 on leap years), no medical or dental, because I will make you invulnerable to all forms of sickness, and make your teeth nice and shiny. And I can send you anywhere you want to go whenever you want. Instantly. Thank you.

 

[DerianCypher]

I'll do all that +5!

 

[Sniktch]

I found that while surfing tonight...

 

[Steve Jung]

Horned Rat is Ultimate Being, yesss. Except maybe for Ssstrongbad

I'm passing out soon but I thought y'all might like to see this... apparently bebo is famous

Alright, 'fess up. Who's responsible for this? I just lost 10 seconds from my life.

 

[UnDfind]

Is ice wet?