And to quote Zim (from well, Invader Zim) "Stupid human propaganda. The very concept of a superior alien species being felled by something as pathetic as germs is sheer fantasy. Do they really believe that can happen? Do they?"
Equally as relevant.
Edit: Dagger, you're just lucky, IMO. SpongeBob is stupidly random. Zim has much more calculated randomness.