Ao the Overkitty
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Crothian said:
That was on Dr. Demento last week. good stuff.
Hivey McGoodness!
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That was on Dr. Demento last week. good stuff.
Steve Jung
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Hi Hive. What's going on? Crothian, do you have the lyrics to "Gandalf got Molested by a Balrog"?
Crothian
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Steve Jung said:
Ya, google is a wonderful thing
GANDALF GOT MOLESTED BY A BALROG DK
(Sung to: "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Randy Brooks)
This all started back with Bilbo,
When he found a magic ring
In the cave of evil Gollum
(An ugly, schizophrenic little thing.)
Bilbo passed it down to Frodo.
Gandalf told him of the need
To destroy this ring of power.
'Tis a good thing Hobbits haven't learned of greed.
CHORUS: Gandalf got molested by a balrog
Walking through the mines one summer's eve.
You can say such things are only legends,
But me and Master Frodo, we believe.
As a shortcut into Mordor,
'Twas decided that we'd go
Through the mines of Moria,
So we spoke "friend" and we hurried through the door.
We were almost to the exit
When there came a horrid sound!
'Twas a creature right behind us
Who looked like a flamin', walkin' compost mound!
CHORUS
Gandalf turned to face the demon,
And he yelled for us to run.
When the bridge began to crumble,
We decided that to stay would not be fun.
As they plunged into the darkness,
We were thinking to ourselves:
One should never start a rumble
With a guy who tals to orcs and feeds on elves!
CHORUS x 2
Ao the Overkitty
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Watching more Buffy here. Enjoying my first night off since last thursday and all.
Enter the Haggis concert tomorrow. Yeah!
Enter the Haggis concert tomorrow. Yeah!
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