Hooray For Feather Fall

[Diamond Cross]

This was inspired by playing DDO in which I have a character that has boots of feather falling.It is sung to the tune of "Hooray For Hollywood".

Hooray for feather fall
You won't take lots of damage if you have feather fall
It's a spell that
Any wizard
Can cast upon you
So you will fall really slow

Hooray for feather fall
You can fall really long distances if you have feather fall
It's a spell that
slows you down when
You fall a super long way down

So don't neglect feather fall
It's one of the wizard's greatest spells of all
There's no death from falling
No matter how long
If you have upon you feather fall

So hooray for feather fall!



Thank you for your support.

Ha cha cha.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

Just fantastic. This is now stuck in my head.

I have to walk around for the next 3 days trying not to blurt out "Hooray for featherfall" at random-- with jazz hands, no less. At least I wouldn't have to explain "Hooray for Hollywood" to befuddled onlookers in the middle of the grocery store.

Thanks, DC. Thanks a million. You'll get yours... someday....

 

[steeldragons]

I'm envisioning a full-on Buzby Berkley-esque musical with tiers of halflings and orcs done up in huge feathered headdresses and sequins boustiers (sp?)...and elves doing synchronized swimming with sparklers in their teeth...

Simply stunning.

Great one, DC.

--SD