FickleGM
Explorer
For all of you sick of the same rendition, I have a treat (sorry, I just came up with this):
I'm dreaming of a green Christmas
Just like the ones in warmer lands
Where the snow cannot last
and the ice is for this
Margarita in the sun...
I'm dreaming of a green Christmas
With all the topless hot women
Where the tan lines don't show
and the models don't know
That I am married with children...
I'll keep dreaming of a green Christmas
until I move from Wisconsin
Because lord knows it's cold
and I have been told
That winter is meant to be freezin'