How are the enworlds ads suitable for children?

[Dioltach]

Assassins advertise their services???

Stealth advertising, obviously.

 

[J.Quondam]

Yes , I assume that with all the Property investment and stockbrokers Coming up I’ll soon be buying my own island fortress and will hire some assasins to ensure the city council grants me consent to build a giant laser

Today I learned that the "A" in HOA stands for "assassin".

 

[darjr]

Today I learned that the "A" in HOA stands for "assassin".

I have a family member in the HOA.....

 

[J.Quondam]

"Nice plastic flamingo you got in your yard there. It would be a shame if anything happened to it..."

 

[darjr]

"Nice plastic flamingo you got in your yard there. It would be a shame if anything happened to it..."

True story, a plastic flamingo in a yard meant that the kegger was at their house.

 

[Staffan]

I keep getting ads for stuff i have already purchased. Particularly from Amazon.

That's pretty common, because the Mighty Algorithm knows you've been looking for a thing, but doesn't know you've already bought the thing.

 

[Morrus]

Closing this as the OP is an alt account for a recently banned member. As usual, they can't help but bring attention to themselves.