How do I love GenCon? Let me count the ways!

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

GenCon Girls Gone Wild!

I smell a hit!

Wild indeed!

Look at those crazy girls... roll up their characters! It's so hot when they... defeat those monsters!! Oh yeah! Flash me those... d20's!

Mmm! Talk nerdy to me!!

 

[Rel]

I smell a hit!

Under some circumstances you might be literally correct. But good looking and good smelling women are vastly over represented in the ENWorld GenCon contingent compared to the general population there.

 

[Mark CMG]

Maybe start a T-Shirt site with some of the proceeds going to the ENnies...

 

[reveal]

Maybe start a T-Shirt site with some of the proceeds going to the ENnies...

Talk nerdy to me!!

There's your first slogan right there.

 

[Xath]

I'm stealing work internet to catch up on this thread. I hate not having web-access at home. I feel like it will take me days to respond to everything I want to.

Aside from the fact that this page has given me tons and tons of t-shirt ideas. Has anyone thought of taking them to Cafe Press, and using the sale proceeds to help fund the Ennies? (and then Rel would have a market for the GenCon Girls Gone Wild DVD )

 

[reveal]

Under some circumstances you might be literally correct. But good looking and good smelling women are vastly over represented in the ENWorld GenCon contingent compared to the general population there.

I like them odds.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

There already *is* a talk nerdy to me tee shirt.

However - I would pay a handsome fee for a shirt that says "It's my fault Black Leaf died." ... don't know if stealing the line is legal, though.

 

[Rel]

Next year, I'm thinking of organizing some night get togethers that are not run by Denise and Hound. They do agreat job, but it is a lot of work and they deserve to have some nights free to do what they want to do.

Crothian were talking about this and I think this is a must. It is great that Dextra and family were willing to host the Canadiana Suite every night this year but they should not have to bear the burden alone, especially since they have so many other responsibilities to juggle and kids. This should be a floating party that moves from place to place each night. It would be easy to advertise as we can just note the location for each night at the ENnies booth like we note the locations of the Pickup Games.

 

[Mark CMG]

Is it better with two dots in love?


(Removed "Gencon" for obvious legal reasons.)

 

[reveal]

Talk nerdy to me!!

Talk Nerdy to Me

You know I never
I never seen you roll so good
You never game the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do

You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can't get a date
I got issues
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to settle too
I gotta touch boob

Chorus:
Cause baby we’ll be
At GenCon
In the library
Behind the chem lab
Till I’m screamin’ for more
Down the basement
Of my parent's home
And baby
Talk nerdy to me

You know I message you
I message you on ICQ
I’m only hoping that you’re on
So I can a/s/l you
When you type those words to me
I moan so softly
I need Kleenex

Chorus

Honey pick up those dice and roll for me

Solo, chorus out

-- With all apologies to Poison (Greatest. Hairband. Ever.)