How do you like your elves best?

How do you like you elves?

  • Awesome and magical? (High Arcane type elves)

    Votes: 56 22.5%
  • Doomed and tragic? (The Fading Glory of Tolkein elves)

    Votes: 43 17.3%
  • Frivolous and whimsical? (Woodland sprites types)

    Votes: 9 3.6%
  • Fey and Dangerous? (Mound Lords of Illusion and Time)

    Votes: 83 33.3%
  • Space aliens that mate with wolves? (If you don't get it, don't ask)

    Votes: 1 0.4%
  • Leet and Twinky? (2nd Ed Elves)

    Votes: 3 1.2%
  • Necromantic Babboon fetishists? (Ebberon)

    Votes: 14 5.6%
  • Teriyaki style.

    Votes: 40 16.1%


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Elves always seem so full of themselves, their magic and their past.


To "humanize" them a bit I vote- Doomed and knowing it.



Otherwise....why ever mix / socialize with baser races like humans and gnomes.
 


I voted for the Eberron version. Not because they're "necromantic baboon fetishists", but just because Eberron turns the Player's Handbook race into something I'd be interested in playing, primarily by making them Elves In Name Only.

I don't like Tolkien, so I don't have much interest in other kinds of elves.
 

I voted Teriyaki style. Because I am an elf hater. Why? Because I love dwarves, and the elves are a bunch of arrogant #(*!^)&@%s who steal all the glory and attention.
 

megamania said:
Otherwise....why ever mix / socialize with baser races like ... gnomes.

Wahoot ye bignob ye take tha' back o I'll be kickin ye teeth in!
Gnomes aint no baser race to a stinkin pansy-elf!

Elfs is fae and dangerous but gnomes is canny and we'll nae be fooled agin!
 


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