How do YOU rate on the Force-o-meter?

[Angel Tarragon]

...needs to trim the white hair off of Mace's head, though

I've most likely got white hairs on my chin than Mace has on his head!

 

[Kanegrundar]

w00t! He did it! Hahaha!

- Kemrain the Jubulant.

I gotta keep my public happy!!!

Kane

 

[Kemrain]

I gotta keep my public happy!!!

Kane

And you do it so well, too.

- Kemrain the Publically Happy.

 

[Kanegrundar]

Only because he was secure enough in his manhood to wield a purple saber and make it work!!!

Kane

 

[Kemrain]

Only because he was secure enough in his manhood to wield a purple saber and make it work!!!

Kane

...True. He pwns me.. So manly.. So badass..

- Kemrain the Pwned.

 

[Evilhalfling]

Luke 7. Then Darth Maul 2.

 

[devilish]

Woot! #2 - Darth Maul - on the first try.

Though the text for it is mega-snarky:

"You are the dark side's running dog. Its lackey forced to hang around aimlessly
for the entire film until the closing fight."

Hey - that's just 1 step from Vader --- show some respect!

 

[Henry]

Moff Tarkin. Now, the question is, does that make Piratecat Darth Vader, and Morrus the Emperor?

 

[The Shaman]

Even Mace Windu had a purple lightsaber.

..which was cool, but they really needed to work on his dialog...

"I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. He's got a weight problem. What's the nerfherder gonna do, he's a Hutt."
___

"Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Yodas here. And what's Yoda like? Come on Padme what's Yoda like?"

"Cool?"

"Correct-a-mundo."
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"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother[expletive]er. Banthas sleep and root in [expletive]. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces."
____

"...I been sayin' that [expletive] for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother[expletive]er before you popped a blaster in his ass. But I saw some [expletive] this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Lightsaber here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that [expletive] ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Dooku. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

 

[Angcuru]

Got Luke both times through.

DAMN THOSE INVINCIBLE TIE FIGHTERS!